This just in...

Okay, so I have had that stomachache thing for about a week. People say its stress, but this is happy stress, not stressful stress, so I decided to look into it further. After some exhaustive research I have come to the conclusion that I am in Mountain Dew withdrawal. I tried drinking coffee, but that made it much worse. I just started drinking a Mountatin Dew, my first in a week, and I feel better already. Coincidence? I think not.

I just wanted to share my knowledge so others, if they are smart, may benefit. Best to those of you suffering through finals. It will be over soon.

That is all.